Warning, probably not needed

[deadedith]

So if you have a shop vac on the other side of a wall from your work area, and a hose that sneaks through the wall up to your work bench, and it is controlled by a foot pedal under your bench, and you are shaping your nuts in a shopmade vice, and IF those nuts were not secure in the vice, and you stepped on the foot pedal to clear out a little dust, I'm just sayin', this has probably never happened, but you could be looking for your nuts in the shop vac filter.
DaveB

[David L]

Hate when that happens!

David L

[Tony_in_NYC]

I hope you were able to find your nuts. I know I would be lost without mine. You know...because I wouldn't be able to space my strings properly.

[deadedith]

Found, unharmed, and now polished to almost perfection!!
DaveB

[darren]

hey Tony, Dave was polishing his nuts...

[deadedith]

I never tire of luthier humor :-)
DaeBv

[Ben-Had]

Mine would probably end up in the emergency room!

Tim B

[Tony_in_NYC]

I tried and tried but I could not come up with another really good nut joke. I am ashamed of myself.

[deadedith]

Here's one. It's silly, which is why I'm still laughing:

A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing only underwear made of Saran Wrap.
The psychiatrist says, “Well … I can clearly see your nuts.”

DaveB

[Tony_in_NYC]

Thanks! I needed that.