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Warning, probably not needed
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 6:21 pm
by deadedith
So if you have a shop vac on the other side of a wall from your work area, and a hose that sneaks through the wall up to your work bench, and it is controlled by a foot pedal under your bench, and you are shaping your nuts in a shopmade vice, and IF those nuts were not secure in the vice, and you stepped on the foot pedal to clear out a little dust, I'm just sayin', this has probably never happened, but you could be looking for your nuts in the shop vac filter.
DaveB
Re: Warning, probably not needed
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 6:43 pm
by David L
Hate when that happens!
David L
Re: Warning, probably not needed
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 6:59 pm
by Tony_in_NYC
I hope you were able to find your nuts. I know I would be lost without mine. You know...because I wouldn't be able to space my strings properly.
Re: Warning, probably not needed
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:44 pm
by deadedith
Found, unharmed, and now polished to almost perfection!!
DaveB
Re: Warning, probably not needed
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:23 pm
by darren
hey Tony, Dave was polishing his nuts...
Re: Warning, probably not needed
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:24 pm
by deadedith
I never tire of luthier humor :-)
DaeBv
Re: Warning, probably not needed
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 10:03 pm
by Ben-Had
Mine would probably end up in the emergency room!
Tim B
Re: Warning, probably not needed
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 11:09 pm
by Tony_in_NYC
I tried and tried but I could not come up with another really good nut joke. I am ashamed of myself.
Re: Warning, probably not needed
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 12:07 am
by deadedith
Here's one. It's silly, which is why I'm still laughing:
A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing only underwear made of Saran Wrap.
The psychiatrist says, “Well … I can clearly see your nuts.”
DaveB
Re: Warning, probably not needed
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 12:30 am
by Tony_in_NYC
Thanks! I needed that.