And trying to sneak in a UPS box with two radius dishes was out of the question.
Then, I saw this item at Home Depot: A Two inch thick glued pine table top. When I saw it, you all know that a coffee table was not what came to mind. They were cheap too - $17.00.

And here we are, x days later:

My cute little Bosch Colt router was not the best tool for the job. The cut resulted in a ‘good enough’ 15 foot radius dish. As opposed to mdf, wood will splinter and cut unevenly - especially the wide grained pine in these table tops. I filled in the divots with spackle and coated the surface with shellac. It was a pain in the butt and I still have a second one to do. Once again, the conventional wisdom on this, and many other fora, is to just order one from John and be happy with your purchase. I couldn’t agree more. But once the 30 ft dish is done, I can proceed with the next build. (Before getting going, I built a mold, go-bar deck, and crested the radius dishes)
Also, there was way too much dust and sawdust for this little basement shop fitted with a jury rigged Shopvac dust system. Live and learn? No chance, I believe I have a cement head.
P.S. - Spent the morning vacuuming, sweeping, and wiping dust off of all of the surfaces in the shop.