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88 Year old father in law in hospital.
Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 8:54 pm
by Dave Sayers
My 88 year old Father in Law is in hospital covered in bruises all over his head, shoulders and arms. I've told him to give up juggling beer bottles, he's rubbish at it.
Re: 88 Year old father in law in hospital.
Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 7:29 am
by tippie53
I take it , he emptied them first?
Re: 88 Year old father in law in hospital.
Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 10:55 am
by Kevin Sjostrand
Yikes, for reals? Sorry to hear he is hurt.
Kevin
Re: 88 Year old father in law in hospital.
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 10:10 am
by Dave Sayers
Yes, he is in hospital but the joke made him laugh. He doesn't drink but he has some nerve problem in his legs that makes him trip up. He enjoys looking at photos of the guitar builds and prefers to be joshed along rather than being treated like an old twit.
Re: 88 Year old father in law in hospital.
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 10:26 am
by tippie53
Maybe this can brighten his day
Woman: Do you drink Beer ?
Man: Yes
Woman: How many Beers a day ?
Man: Usually about 3
Woman: How much do you pay Per Beer ?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip
(This is where it gets scary !)
Woman: And how long have you been Drinking ?
Man: About 20 years, I Suppose
Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending
each month at $450. In one year, it would be Approximately $5400
…Correct ?
Man: Correct
Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for Inflation, The past
20 years puts your spending at $108,000, Correct ?
Man: Correct
Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much Beer, That money could
have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after
accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, You could have
now Bought a Ferrari ?
Man: Do you drink Beer ?
Woman: No
Man: Where's your Ferrari ?