88 Year old father in law in hospital.

[Dave Sayers]

My 88 year old Father in Law is in hospital covered in bruises all over his head, shoulders and arms. I've told him to give up juggling beer bottles, he's rubbish at it.

[tippie53]

I take it , he emptied them first?

[Kevin Sjostrand]

Yikes, for reals? Sorry to hear he is hurt.

Kevin

[Dave Sayers]

Yes, he is in hospital but the joke made him laugh. He doesn't drink but he has some nerve problem in his legs that makes him trip up. He enjoys looking at photos of the guitar builds and prefers to be joshed along rather than being treated like an old twit.

[tippie53]

Maybe this can brighten his day


Woman: Do you drink Beer ?


Man: Yes


Woman: How many Beers a day ?


Man: Usually about 3


Woman: How much do you pay Per Beer ?


Man: $5.00 which includes a tip

(This is where it gets scary !)


Woman: And how long have you been Drinking ?


Man: About 20 years, I Suppose


Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending
each month at $450. In one year, it would be Approximately $5400
…Correct ?


Man: Correct


Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for Inflation, The past
20 years puts your spending at $108,000, Correct ?


Man: Correct


Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much Beer, That money could
have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after
accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, You could have
now Bought a Ferrari ?


Man: Do you drink Beer ?


Woman: No


Man: Where's your Ferrari ?