Insert obgligatory banjo jokes here.
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Then there is always the definition of perfect pitch:
You throw the banjo into the dumpster without touching the sides...and it lands on the accordion.
You throw the banjo into the dumpster without touching the sides...and it lands on the accordion.
Don't believe everything you know.
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When things are bad, try not to make them any worse, because it is quite likely they are bad enough already. - French Foreign Legion
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
When things are bad, try not to make them any worse, because it is quite likely they are bad enough already. - French Foreign Legion
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If you throw an accordion, a banjo, and a bagpipes off of the roof of the Empire State Building, which will land first?
...who cares
...who cares
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What do you do when your banjo player staggers across the stage?
Reload and SHOOT HIM AGAIN!
Reload and SHOOT HIM AGAIN!
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Q: What do you say to a banjo player who is wearing a suit?
A: Would the defendant please rise.
For banjo building you may wish to look at some of the things Dan Knowles has posted over on banjohangout.org.
About 2/3rds of the way down the page he shows building a banjo neck: A Luthier's Life on BanjoHangout.org
A: Would the defendant please rise.
For banjo building you may wish to look at some of the things Dan Knowles has posted over on banjohangout.org.
About 2/3rds of the way down the page he shows building a banjo neck: A Luthier's Life on BanjoHangout.org
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10 fingers in, 10 fingers out - another good day in the shop
10 fingers in, 10 fingers out - another good day in the shop
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A banjo player is on his way home from a gig, and stops at an all-night diner. When he comes out after, he finds someone has broken into his car -- and now he has two banjos.
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How many banjo players does it take to eat roadkill? Two.
One to eat and the other to lookout for cars on the road...
One to eat and the other to lookout for cars on the road...
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How does a banjo player introduce his brothers?
"Hi. This is my brother Darrel, and my other brother Darrel."
"Hi. This is my brother Darrel, and my other brother Darrel."
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What's the difference between a Harley and a banjo?
You can tune the Harley.
You can tune the Harley.