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Then there is always the definition of perfect pitch:

You throw the banjo into the dumpster without touching the sides...and it lands on the accordion.
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If you throw an accordion, a banjo, and a bagpipes off of the roof of the Empire State Building, which will land first?

...who cares
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What do you do when your banjo player staggers across the stage?


Reload and SHOOT HIM AGAIN!
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Q: What do you say to a banjo player who is wearing a suit?
A: Would the defendant please rise.

For banjo building you may wish to look at some of the things Dan Knowles has posted over on banjohangout.org.
About 2/3rds of the way down the page he shows building a banjo neck: A Luthier's Life on BanjoHangout.org
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A banjo player is on his way home from a gig, and stops at an all-night diner. When he comes out after, he finds someone has broken into his car -- and now he has two banjos.
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How many banjo players does it take to eat roadkill? Two.

One to eat and the other to lookout for cars on the road...
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How does a banjo player introduce his brothers?

"Hi. This is my brother Darrel, and my other brother Darrel."
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What's the difference between a Harley and a banjo?

You can tune the Harley.
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